MEETING OF THE UNINITIATED - Schedule 2024-02-28 | Note 123

SCHEDULE OF UNIMPORTANT EVENTS

9:00 AM - "Welcome, new recruits!"

This is the part where you pretend to be interested and take notes.

Don't worry, it's not like you'll remember anything.

Link to Minute 1 for more details.

AGENDA OF UNESSENTIAL ITEMS

  1. 1. "What is the meaning of life?"
  2. 2. "Why is the coffee machine broken again?"
  3. 3. "Who ate the last donut in the break room?"

Discussion of these topics will be held in the break room.

12:00 PM - "Lunchtime!"

This is the part where you eat a sandwich and pretend to be productive.

Don't forget to bring your own lunch, or your wallet.

CONCLUSION OF THE INCONSEQUENTIAL

And that's it for today. Thanks for coming, I guess.

Please don't forget to take the survey when you get home.