AGENDA

• Morning Madness:
  1. Arrive late, spill coffee on the conference table
  2. Accidentally schedule meeting for wrong time zone
  3. Realize you're wearing mismatched socks
• Afternoon Anarchy:
  1. Decide to take a 3-hour break to browse memes
  2. Become convinced you're secretly a ninja
  3. Accidentally book a meeting room with a broken toilet