Coffee will be provided, but not enough to save humanity. Discussion of our impending doom will ensue.
Read more about our caffeine-filled despairPresentations on the benefits of surrendering to our robotic overlords.
View slides from last week's "Resistance is Futile" presentationBreakout session: "How to survive on a diet of canned goods and regret."
Learn from the experts: "Canned Tuna: The Unsung Hero of the Apocalypse"Cross-functional team building exercise: "Who can eat the most canned beans in 5 minutes?"
Results from last week's "Bean-There, Done-That" competitionLunch will be served. Please bring your own spoon.
(Note: Please do not attempt to steal food from your coworkers. This will only lead to more doom.)