MEETING AGENDA FOR THE AGES

AGENDA

9:00 - 9:10 prophets of doom arrive

9:10 - 9:20 coffee fueled existential crisis

9:20 - 9:30 meaningless small talk about the weather

9:30 - 10:00 meaningless small talk about the weather (cont.)

10:00 - 10:30 pointless presentation of "synergy" slides

10:30 - 11:00 break (for more coffee)

11:00 - 12:00 "collaborative brainstorming" (just staring at the wall)

12:00 - 13:00 lunch break (for more coffee)

13:00 - 14:00 "synergy" meeting of the minds (just nodchartInstance in agreement)

MINUTES APPENDIX (Note: I've used a bright pink background to set the tone for this meeting. The meeting content has a thick black border to make it look like something that's been scribbled in a meeting planner's notebook.)