Today's meeting will be spent discussing the recent break room food fight that left the entire department shaken. We will address the pressing questions:
1. Who started it?
2. How did it spread?
3. Can we have more snacks in the break room?
John Doe, The Mysterious Food Flinger
Jane Doe, The Unassuming Snack Thief
Bob Smith, The Accidental Starter
| Time | Event |
|---|---|
| 10:00 | John Doe flings food at Jane Doe. |
| 10:05 | Jane Doe retaliates with a flying bag of chips. |
| 10:10 | Bob Smith, attempting to mediate, ends up getting hit with a stray pastry. |
| 10:15 | Security is called. |
| 10:20 | Meeting adjourned due to lack of snacks. |
1. Review the security footage to identify the perpetrator.
2. Increase snack budget by 100%.
3. Schedule a follow-up meeting to discuss the trauma of the break room brawls.