Dr. Beepboop, the renowned coffee machine therapist, will be available for consultation.
Her specialties include: Dealing with existential crises, soothing burnt wiring, and diagnosing the root cause of the office's perpetual coffee shortages.
The Great Paperclip Debacle is a real thing. It started when someone tried to use the paperclip as a makeshift microphone for the office's karaoke night.