Prophecies:
- The AI will finally understand the joke about chickens wearing roller skates.
- The world will run out of avocados, leading to a global avocado toast shortage.
- The concept of "influencer" will be replaced by "actual influencer" who will be paid to be ignored.
- Humans will discover a way to turn thoughts into tangible objects, but only for cats.
Sausages:
- Maple-glazed Sausage of the Ancients (patent pending)
- The Sausage of Unrelenting Flavor (contains 100% real bacon)
- Chorizo of the Apocalypse (guaranteed to make you cry)
Remember, prophecies and sausages are subject to change. Or not.
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