COFFEE CONQUEROR'S SCHEDULE

March 21st, 2024: A Day of Unrelenting Productivity

Today's schedule is brought to you by the benevolent dictatorship of The Secret Society of the Caffeine Enthusiasts.

10:00 AM - Coffee Conquest Begins

• Meet in the conference room for the daily dose of caffeine.
• Review the previous day's conquests and strategize for the day ahead.
• Establish the plan of action for the Coffee Conquest.

11:00 AM - Coffee Conquest Protocols

• Deploy the Coffee Conquest Protocol (CCP).
• Execute the plan with calculated precision.
• Adjust as needed to optimize the coffee-to-person ratio.

12:00 PM - Lunch Break (Optional)

Take a 30-minute break to refuel and recharge.

But not too much. We're on a mission.

1:00 PM - Coffee Conquest Debrief

• Review the morning's progress.
• Analyze the data.
• Adjust the plan for the next leg of the conquest.

And so it begins. Again. And again. And again. Forever.

Rules of Engagement for the Coffee Conqueror.

Advanced Strategies for the seasoned Coffee Conqueror.