Bug-out Basics

2024-03-21

Today's meeting is a crash course in bug-out basics. Yes, it's that time of year again.

Agenda:

1. Emergency Pancake Fundraiser: How to make the best use of your bug-out funds
2. Disaster Preparedness 101: Why you can never have too many bug-out bags
3. Survivalist's Guide to Not Being A Hero: How to hide under your desk and pretend you're a normal person

Key Takeaways:

• Always, always carry a spare tire
• Know the location of your nearest bug-out shelter
• Don't trust anyone with a mullet

Next Steps:

• Emergency Pancake Fundraiser: Learn from last year's mistakes