MEETING OF THE UNINITIATED: 2024-03-21

AGENDA:

• Item 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
• Item 5: The Unrelenting Pursuit of Productivity
• Item 7: The Unfortunate Fate of the IT Department
• Item 9: The Inevitable Meeting After This Meeting

AGENDA ITEM 5:

The Unrelenting Pursuit of Productivity

We will discuss the latest and greatest in productivity hacks, including the art of using 5 different browser tabs at once and the science of eating a entire pizza by yourself during a workday.

Also, we will have a special guest speaker, Bob, who will talk about the time he once managed to do 12 things at once while simultaneously eating a sandwich.

• Notes from Bob's Talk
• Meeting Minutes