Attendees:
- John, the CEO (aka The Big Cheese)
- Jane, the CMO (aka The Creative Queen)
- Bob, the CTO (aka The Tech Whisperer)
Agenda:
- Review of Quarterly Numbers
- Discussion of New Marketing Strategy
- BREAKTIME!
Notes:
- John: We made 100 million dollars last quarter! Woohoo!
- Jane: But only 20% of it was from our social media presence, which is a travesty!
- Bob: Actually, most of it was from our algorithmic trading bot. I mean, it's not like we're trading in actual currency or anything.