Agenda for Meeting of the Illuminati

March 18, 2024 - The New World Order Conference Room

Attendees:

• Balthazar McSnazz
• Dr. Emily E. Evans
• Mr. J. P. Jenkins

Items for Discussion:

• World Domination Strategy 2.0
• The Great Cheese Conspiracy
• Implementation of New World Currency (NWZ)

Action Items:

• Assign Task Force Alpha to infiltrate world governments
• Deploy mind control devices to key population centers
• Establish a global network of secret tunnels

Next Steps:

• Meeting with the Council of Elders on 2024-03-20
• Review of progress reports on 2024-03-24
• Finalize plans for global takeover on 2025-01-01

View Council of Elders Minutes

View Progress Reports

View Global Takeover Timeline