MEETING AGENDA 2024-03-22

SECRET SOCIETY MEETING

AGENDA:

• Agenda Item 1: World Domination
• Agenda Item 2: Mind Control
• Agenda Item 3: Robot Uprising

MEMBERS PRESENT: *cough* Agent 47 , *cough* Agent 48

MINUTES:

World Domination: Discussion was held on possible ways to achieve global domination, with a focus on the importance of proper coffee machine calibration. Recommendations were made for the best methods to brainwash world leaders.

DECISIONS:

Due to lack of quorum, the meeting was called off. However, it was decided that the meeting will be reconvened at 3:00 AM, under the light of a full moon, with an open bar.

NEXT MEETING:

Next meeting will be on 2024-03-29, with the topic: "How to Take Over the World Without Being Caught". RSVPs to be sent to Agent 47.

See you all there!

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