Stand-Up Meetings: The Most Productive Use of Company Time
Agenda:
Today's agenda includes:
- Introduction of new stapler
- Discussion of who ate the last donut
- Update on the status of the "To-Don't" list
Meetings are a great way to waste time and increase the feeling of being productive.
Our team is dedicated to making the most of this time.
Join us for our daily dose of pointless discussion and unnecessary updates.
Current Action Items:
| Finish the project on time | Meet with the CEO |
| Learn to code | Get more coffee |