Welcome to the most disorganized meetings in the multiverse! Here you can find the most unrefined, unscripted, and unapologetic meetings in the known cosmos.

Each meeting is a unique, unbridled expression of human dysfunction, carefully crafted to confuse, annoy, and demoralize even the most seasoned attendees.

Meetings are held every Wednesday at 2:00 PM sharp, or not. The agenda is always changing, but the coffee is always free.

To attend, simply follow the scent of desperation and disarray, and you'll find us in the conference room, stumbling around like a bunch of lost, befuddled space travelers.

Read our attendance policy, or don't. Check out our meeting minutes, or don't.