MEETING OF THE CENTURY

Team Building, 11:00 AM, Because You're Clearly Not Getting Enough Social Interaction

Speaker 2, because who needs a fancy title, is speaking at 11:00 AM

10:00 AM - PRE-MEETING WARM-UP

Get your caffeine fix, because this meeting is about to be a wild ride

Go to the pre-meeting coffee shop

11:00 AM - PRESENCE OF THE GREAT SPEAKER

Speaker 2 is going to make some sense

12:00 PM - LUNCH BREAK

Because you clearly didn't eat enough ramen last night

Go to the break room

1:00 PM - POST-MEETING WIND-DOWN

Take a few deep breaths, because that meeting was a real gas

Go to your office for a nice nap