Meeting Planner 3000

Team Building: 12:00 PM

We are pleased to announce that the meeting has been rescheduled... again. And again. And again.

Reasons for the meeting's chronic lateness:

John is stuck in a meeting with his cat, Whiskers.
Jane is on a top-secret mission to find the world's best coffee.
Bob is having a crisis of identity and refuses to leave his cubicle.

Meeting Minutes Action Items Decisions (if any)

(Note: I've added a simple navigation menu with three subpages. The "Meeting Minutes" page will have an exhaustive list of all the times the meeting was rescheduled, with timestamps and explanations. The "Action Items" page will feature a single, impossible task that everyone must complete before the real meeting can start, such as "Write 500 words on the meaning of life." The "Decisions" page will be a list of decisions, if any, made during the meeting, such as "John's cat will be allowed to join the team.")