MEETING OF THE UNEMPLOYED

Today's Agenda:

10:00 - Arrival of Coffee and Cereal

• Free coffee and cereal for the first hour
• Free Wi-Fi for the entire meeting
• Weird looks and awkward small talk

11:00 - The State of Our Unemployment

We'll discuss the current state of our job searches, share our most creative excuses, and plot against the man (or woman, or non-binary individual)

• Coffee will be served
• We'll take turns sharing our resumes

12:00 - The Future of Our Unemployment

We'll brainstorm ways to make money, without actually having a job, or skills, or talent

• We'll play "Guess who's been browsing Etsy for hours"
• We'll have a "Who can eat the most ramen noodles in one sitting" contest

Remember: this meeting is for your eyes only, so don't go telling your mom or your therapist about it