Warning: The following activities are not actually fun. Or safe.
Activity 1: "I Will Never Speak Again" Sing-Along
Dance the Night Away (and Possibly Burn Down the Office) Find the Hidden Karaoke Microphone in the CEO's Desk DrawerSnacks and Beverages provided, but not actually worth it.
Laugh, Cry, and Question Our Life ChoicesDon't forget to bring your earplugs and a healthy dose of existential dread.
Burnout, Baby! Burnout!Because what's team-building without a little emotional exhaustion, right?
The Final Countdown... to InsanityThe meeting will be adjourned, but the trauma will linger on.
See you all at the next meeting, where the stakes will be higher, and the stakes will be lower.