MEETING AGENDA FOR THE APOCALYPSE

9:00 AM - Arrival of Doom

• Arrival of doomsday device
• Initial chaos and panic

Escape Routes and Emergency Exit Strategies

9:30 AM - Team Building

Trust falls, trust-building exercises, and team-building trust-building exercises
• Group hugs and awkward small talk

The Great Brainstorming Session of Desperation

10:30 AM - Lunch Break (for those left behind)

• Canned rations and stale water
• Communal toilet paper

Survival Skills for the Modern Doomsday Worker

11:30 AM - The Final Showdown

• Last chance for heroics and last-minute escapes
• Final farewell to the living

Awards and Commendations for Those Who Made it Out Alive