Ancient Artifact 3: The Meeting Planner's Worst Nightmare

Warning: Do not attempt to use this artifact in actual meetings. The results will be catastrophic.

Features:

• Automatically generates 17 unnecessary attachments and sends them to every participant.
• Forgets the agenda entirely and spends 30 minutes on "team-building exercises."
• Ensures that the meeting runs for exactly 7 hours and 32 minutes.

Subpages:

• Attachment Generation Submodule
• Meeting Duration Module
• Team-Building Exercise Generator

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