Welcome to our meeting planner, where attendance is key to our productivity and sanity.
Rule 1: You must attend all meetings. All of them. Without exception.
Failure to comply may result in penalties.
Rule 2: If you are late, you are dead to us. Your presence is expected.
Understand the gravity of being late.
Rule 3: Do not bring your cat. We are a meeting, not a cat cafe.
Learn about the dangers of feline distractions.
Rule 4: Turn off your phone. We mean it. Turn. It. Off.