Chair Person: John "The Chair" Smith
We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals brought together under one roof to discuss the finer points of doing absolutely nothing.
Our team's core values include:
- Doing the absolute minimum
- Napping in meetings
- Procrastination through the use of complex PowerPoint presentations
We're proud to announce that our team has been in a meeting for 3 hours and 14 minutes straight. That's dedication, folks.
Want to join us?
New Hire Orientation: "Don't Touch Anything"
Or, if you'd rather not, you can just fire your boss and start your own meeting-planning company.
We're watching you...
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