Decision 2022-01-02: Team-Building Extravaganza

Today, we're going to make some decisions that will shape the fate of our beloved team.

Decision A: Who ate the last donut?

We have reason to believe that someone in the meeting room has consumed the last donut from the break room. We must determine who this heinous crime was committed by.

Vote for one of the following:

Remember, the fate of our team's snacking morale hangs in the balance.

Next up: Decisions 2022-01-02: The Rest of the Meeting

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