You've been stuck in this meeting for 2 hours, and you still have 5 more hours to go. Don't worry, friend, we've got you covered. Our team of highly trained escape artists (aka our HR department) has mapped out the most efficient route to the bathroom.
Remember, these routes are not recommended. In fact, they are highly discouraged. But we understand that you need to escape. So, please, for the love of all things sane, exit the building.
Disclaimer: Our escape routes are not guaranteed to be accurate. In fact, they are probably not even close. But hey, you're already here, right?