Meeting Planner 9000 - Frequently Asked Questions

We're glad you asked.

Q: What is Meeting Planner 9000?

A: It's a meeting planning service that promises not to make you cry yourself to sleep every night.

Q: Will you actually make me cry myself to sleep every night?

A: No, our algorithms are designed to torture your colleagues with an endless stream of pointless status updates and irrelevant PowerPoint slides, not you.

Q: Can I request a meeting with a specific theme?

Maybe, if you're lucky.

Q: Will you actually make me do work during the meeting?

A: Only if you're meeting with the "Accountant from Hell" - our special guest who will make you add extra zeros to every number.

Q: Can I opt-out of Meeting Planner 9000?

Yes, but don't say we didn't warn you.