Welcome to Team Building Food Coma, where our meeting planners have lost the plot!

Here's the schedule for today's meeting:

• 11am-12pm: "Eat Your Way to Success"
• 1-2pm: "Lunch and Learn... how to survive"
• 2-3pm: "Snack Attack: the art of fueling up for a power nap"

Don't worry, we won't make you eat your weight in donuts, but we might just make you eat for America.