You've all been assigned to this meeting because you've been deemed "safe" enough not to be a liability in a high-pressure situation. Congratulations.
The goal is to get you to say something stupid in front of your colleagues without getting fired. Or sued. Or both.
We're doing "trust falls" today. It's like regular trust falls, but with a team of people you'll never see again after this meeting.
Bonding Activities for this session include:
- Rock Paper Scissors (a real nail-biter)
- Never Have I Ever (we're all adults, but let's pretend we're not)
- Two Truths and a Lie (because who needs actual truth when you have a good story)
Remember, this is all in good fun. Don't get too attached, you'll be back at your desk in 20 minutes.
Side effect of this session may include: mild embarrassment, moderate awkwardness, and a strong urge to never speak in public again.
Proceed at your own risk.