Icebreaker Session FAQ: Because Adulting

Because adulting is hard, we've put together some frequently asked questions to help you prepare for this potentially traumatic event.

Q: What is an icebreaker session, exactly?

A: A chance for coworkers to pretend to be interested in your coworkers' mundane weekend hobbies and pretend to be charmed by their mediocre art projects.

Q: Why do we need to do this?

A: Research has shown that forced socialization and forced creativity increase office productivity by up to 0.00003%.

Q: Will I be forced to participate?

A: No, but our HR department has been known to bribe participation with free snacks.

Related Pages:

Trust Falls: The Ultimate Team-Building Activity | Escape Room: Because We've Already Trapped You in This Meeting | White Elephant: Because Who Needs a Real Gift When You Can Give Someone a VHS Player?

Trust Falls: The Ultimate Team-Building Activity

Because who needs actual trust when you can just fall backwards into a pool of your coworkers' faces?

Warning: May cause loss of dignity, loss of vision, and/or loss of faith in humanity.

Escape Room: Because We've Already Trapped You in This Meeting

Get locked in a room with your coworkers and try to escape before someone has to call HR to get you out.

Includes puzzles, cryptic clues, and one guy who insists on being the team leader.

White Elephant: Because Who Needs a Real Gift When You Can Give Someone a VHS Player?

A white elephant gift exchange, where everyone brings a gift that's worth between $10 and $50, and you get to pretend to be excited about it.

Includes a chance to give a gift that says "I have no idea what to get you, so I got you this thing."