Objective: To awkwardly navigate a crowded conference room while simultaneously trying to find the coworker with the name tag "Sally" in order to deliver a poorly planned "surprise" gift, while maintaining a professional demeanor.
Round the Coworker involves the following steps:
| Preconditions | Consequences |
|---|---|
| Gift recipient is not "Sally" or is actually a robot in disguise. | Embarrassment, social ostracization, or corporate reassignment. |
| Gift is too expensive, too loud, or too smelly. | Gift recipient's allergic reaction, meeting evacuation, or HR intervention. |