The Inevitable Deadlines
Today's agenda is brought to you by the Department of Inevitable Deadlines. Don't worry, we're not late... yet.
9:00 AM: The Meeting that Never Starts on Time
We'll get there when we get there. Maybe bring a book to read.
10:00 AM: The Inevitable PowerPoint Presentation
A 5-minute update on the project's progress, or so we hope.
11:00 AM: The Inevitable Break
Because, let's face it, we've been staring at these slides for hours.
Sub agenda for The Inevitable Break
Because we're all secretly hoping for a 2-hour lunch break, but let's be realistic.
The Inevitable Cafe Haunt