Today's Agenda: Because Who Needs Actual Work?

• Breakfast Cereal Debate
• Pizza Party: Because We're All Adults
• Skit Award Nominations: Where We All Hate Each Other's Sense of Humor
• Breakup Therapy Session: For When the Boss Finds Out Who's Been Stealing the Copier

Goals for the Day:

• Achieve 10% of actual productivity
• Accumulate at least 5 hours of coffee consumption
• Convince the boss that we're actually a team

Bad Joke Session: Because We All Need a Little Therapy