It's not just about being right. It's about being right, even when you're wrong again. And again. And maybe even a few more times after that.
Our team values this unique approach to being right, even when it's not really right, because, well, why not? It's not like anyone else is going to fact-check us or anything.
So, here are some of our core values that make up this whole "being right" thing:
- Deny, deny, deny: We're not wrong. You're wrong.
- Bluster and boast: If at first we don't succeed, we'll just do it again...and again...and again.
- Deflect, deflect, deflect: If it's your fault, it's not our problem.
We're not just a team, we're a finely-tuned machine, oiled with the lubricant of "I'm right, you're wrong, let's just agree to disagree".