The Most Unproductive Meeting of the Month

Monday, 2024-02-20 14:30

Duration: 2 hours 30 minutes (including 30 minutes of coffee breaks)

The Conference Room of Despair, Floor 3

Attendees:

• John Doe, CTO
• Jane Doe, Marketing Manager
• Bob Smith, Intern (just for fun)

Agenda:

1. 1. The State of the Company
2. 2. The Future of the Company ( same as the first point, but with more hand waving)
3. 3. Break (30 minutes of coffee and existential dread)
4. 4. The Past (a 10-minute presentation on the history of our failed projects)

Next Meeting: Our 2025 Goals

Notes from the meeting:

The meeting was a wild success, with only 17 pages of PowerPoint and 2 hours of discussion.

We decided to abandon all projects, sell the company, and start a bakery.