Meetings that drag on for hours, with no clear agenda or outcome. Awarded to: Bob from Sales, for the 8-hour discussion on the merits of beige vs. white walls.
A special award for presentations that would put an eye to sleep. Awarded to: Karen from Marketing, for the 200-slide behemoth on 'Synergies and Disruption in the Modern Workplace.'
A special award for the most innovative way to repurpose stale corn kernels. Awarded to: Dave from IT, for the 'Cornucopia' – a 3D-printed snack dispenser that somehow managed to get stuck in an infinite loop.