Team Building: Because Who Needs Actual Teamwork?

Join us for a thrilling 3-hour extravaganza of forced smiles and hollow conversations!

Agenda:

• Ice Breaker: Who can eat the most stale coffee?
• Microwave Oven Cooking Challenge: Because who needs actual culinary skills?
• Forced Team Building Olympics: Where we all pretend to be friends while secretly plotting against each other!

Don't forget to bring your best 'I'm a team player' face!

Nap Time: Because even meetings can be exhausting!