**Next Week's Agenda**
• Monday: Intranet Training 2.0 (10:00 AM - 11:00 AM)
• Tuesday: Coffee Connoisseurs' Club (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM)
• Wednesday: Cross-Departmental Ping Pong (3:00 PM - 5:00 PM)
• Thursday: The Great Outdoors (9:00 AM - 10:00 AM - cancelled due to impending apocalypse)
**Action Items**
- John: Finish project report, send to marketing team
- Jane: Update spreadsheets, make them more Excel-ient
- Jake: Find new ways to use the copier, which has been possessed by a malevolent entity
**Decisions**
- We will eat more donuts at the next meeting
- The new intern will be trained in the dark arts of stapler-usage
- We should really get a foosball table