Here are the results of our team building meeting, where we pretended to be a well-oiled machine while secretly plotting against each other.
| Meeting Objective | Actual Result |
|---|---|
| Improve Team Morale | Someone spilled coffee on the conference table. |
| Increase Productivity | Everyone checked their phone 17 times during the meeting. |
| Reduce Bureaucracy | We had to fill out 12 forms for the "optional" breakout sessions. |