The Unplanner
Meetings: Because Who Needs Schedules?
Meetings are like the weather: unpredictable and always leaving a bad taste in everyone's mouth. But we love 'em! Because, let's face it, someone has to keep everyone else's schedule in check.
Today's Meetings:
Team-Building Meeting
A meeting to make everyone feel slightly less terrible about their existence.
- Agenda: Eat a sandwich, stare at each other.
- Location: The conference room of doom.
- Time: When the coffee machine stops working.
Plan this meeting.
Project Planning Meeting
Because we still don't know what we're doing.
- Agenda: Guesswork, speculation, and wild promises.
- Location: The whiteboard of despair.
- Time: When the boss says so.
Brainstorm this meeting.
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack!
Snack suggestions.
Meetings: The Never-Ending Story
Because someone has to keep telling you to do things.