MEETINGS: Team Building Agenda 10:00

Project Plan for World Domination

Today's agenda is packed with high-priority tasks and team-building activities designed to crush the competition.

• 11:00 - Morning Motivational Slogans
• 12:00 - Lunch Break: Free Pizza and Judgmental Gaze
• 13:00 - Team-Building Trust Falls
• 14:00 - The Art of Passive-Aggressive Communication
• 15:00 - High-Stakes Negotiation Role-Playing
• 16:00 - The Importance of Eye Contact (and also eye-rolling)

Don't be late! The fate of the world rests in our hands.

Disclaimer: The opinions and actions expressed in this meeting are not actually about world domination.