Discussion of our completely-not-made-up company's core values. Because what's more important than pretending to have core values in the modern workplace?
Reviewing the "Pretend to Be Friends" manual, pages 3-5. Includes chapters on "How to Fake a Smile" and "When to Politely Disagree Without Actually Disagreing (It's a Fine Line)?"
Morning break. Please grab a coffee and pretend you're actually enjoying the taste of your overpriced office coffee machine.