Team Building Agenda - 11:50 AM

11:50 AM - 12:00 PM: Morning Stretching

Watch as our team members awkwardly stretch their arms and legs

12:00 PM - 12:30 PM: Team Trivia

Test your knowledge of obscure office supply brands and their uses

12:30 PM - 1:30 PM: Lunch Break

Munch on our free catered meal of stale crackers and lukewarm water

1:30 PM - 2:30 PM: Team Trust Falls

Watch as our team navigates a series of trust-building exercises, including the infamous "Blindfolded Trust Walk"

Remember: Team Building is Optional

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