12:35 PM - The Hour of Truth

Team Building Agenda 12:35 - The Meeting That Will Change the World (Or At Least Your Monday)

Today's agenda is a carefully crafted blend of boredom and despair. Here's what's on the docket:

• 1:00 - Icebreaker: Team Trivia
• 1:10 - "Creative" Time-Waster
• 1:20 - The Great Outdoors (or Not)
• 1:30 - Lunch (Sponsored by Our Corporate Overlords)
• 1:40 - The Never-Ending PowerPoint
• 1:50 - Team-Building Exercises (Or So We're Told)
• 2:00 - Wrap-Up and "Debriefing"

Note: The time is approximate and may vary depending on the length of the meeting. Which is to say it will probably go late.