Agenda for 3pm Meeting: "Elevate the Incompetent" Team-Building Session

3:00-3:15 PM: Icebreaker

Each team member must draw a picture of their favorite childhood memory while listening to "Who Let the Dogs Out?" on repeat.

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3:15-3:30 PM: Group Discussion

Debate: "Is it more efficient to micromanage or just pretend to care?"

3:30-3:45 PM: Break

Grab a snack. Pretend it's not just an excuse to scroll through Twitter.

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3:45-4:00 PM: Team-Building Activity

Each member must write a 500-word essay on why they're glad to be stuck in this soul-sucking corporate environment.