Meeting Planner 9000: The Agenda for Suffering (aka The Meeting That Will Never End)

9:30 AM - Brainstorming Session: "How to Make This Meeting Last Longer"

• Introduce a new concept: The Infinite Loop.

• Discuss the importance of PowerPoint presentations.

• Elect a new Meeting Chair, because we all hate the current one.

Decisions: Who Gets the Donuts

Break: Secret Snack Society

More Decisions: Who Gets the Praise

Evaluation: Who Sucks the Most

• Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.