A Guide on Not Listening to the Meeting Planner
Step 1: Stare intently at your phone while nodding vigorously.
Step 2: Whisper "Uh-huh" under your breath, ensuring the meeting leader believes you're engaged.
Step 3: When asked to contribute, claim the coffee machine is possessed by a spirit.
Step 4: If asked to summarize, just shrug.
Step 5: Pretend the meeting was a dream.
Continue to Step 4: The Art of Sudden Departure Or, if you're feeling adventurous, jump straight to Step 6: The Meeting Planner's Guide to Bureaucratic Red Tape