EMERGENCY DONUT RAID SCHEDULE

Today's Donut Raid Schedule:

• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Donut Raid 1
• 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Donut Raid 2

Remember: our team's donut-to-human ratio is crucial to productivity.

Don't forget to bring your stretchy pants.

Donut Raid Rules:

• No sharing donuts.
• No sneaking donuts from the break room stash.
• No using the phrase "just one more donut won't hurt" as an excuse.