Meetings: The Never-Ending Story

Because who doesn't love pointless gatherings of people?

Team-Building

We're glad you asked for the next steps, because we're going to take the elevator pitch to the next level!

Next Steps:

1. Microwave Lunches - Because who needs actual food when you can just reheat something in a box?

2. Office Games - We're talking desk chairs, stapler racing, and who can eat the most Cheez-Its?

3. Forced Team-Building - Because nothing says "team-building" like a trust-fall with your cubicle mate.

And that's just the beginning...

But wait, there's more! We also have:

Morale Enhancement