Objective: Infiltrate and subjugate the office with an army of 1000 staplers.
Step 1: Gather intel on office supplies and snack budget.
Operation Caffeine: Disrupt the Coffee Machine
Operation Snack Joint: Infiltrate the Break Room
Remember: Stealthy, not loud. We must blend in with the copier paper jam crowd.
Estimated Time to Conquer: 3 weeks, give or take.