Procrastination Meeting

Today's agenda: absolutely nothing.

Attendees:

• Bob, prophets of doom.
• Jane, queen of cat videos.
• Jim, king of the couch.

Objective:

To achieve precisely 0% of the tasks assigned, and instead, watch cat videos, play video games, or scroll through memes.

Agenda:

1. 12:00 PM: Lunch. Or, rather, 12:00 PM: snack time.
2. 1:00 PM: More cat videos. (We're on a roll!)
3. 3:00 PM: Take a 3-hour break to contemplate the meaninglessness of life. (Or, you know, play some video games.)
4. 4:00 PM: Pretend we're working on the project. (Just pretend. We're not really doing anything.)